Shock and Awe

“Congratulations new parent!” “Your adoption has finally been approved.” “young boy from Korea” “Please be home between 9:00 and 5:00.”
Lucille: Not Buster. Read this.

Michael: Did you and Dad adopt a child?

Lucille: The SEC was on to us. Your father thought it would make us look charitable. He must have forged my signature.

one year earlier…

Lucille: Well, maybe I’ll get a son who will finish his cottage cheese.
Shock and Awe (Arrested Development, March 7, 2004)